Easter Egg Hunt

Easter is just a couple of weeks away! And if you’re like me, your favorite part of Easter is hunting for Easter eggs. It’s just like a scavenger hunt but without all of that boring reading. So I thought we could have an Easter egg hunt of our own on this very blog! Below is the story of Easter. Keep in mind that I have no religious background and am just making assumptions about Easter based on clues I’ve put together after looking at Hallmark greeting cards. I’ve hidden five easter eggs throughout the story. Find them and win Easter!

Years ago it was discoveredeggthat Jesus could not only turn water into wine, but he could also turn eggs into prizes. Then there was a rabbit who hideggthese prizes and everyone wore shitty colors that you would normally use to paint a baby’s room. Then some dude who died ended up not being dead (hey buddy, I think you need to find a new physician!) Then some bullshit about baby chickens and wicker baskets. eggeggegg

Did you find them all? Probably not. Answer key after the jump!

Years ago it was discoveredegg(here’s one) that Jesus could not only turn water into wine, but he could also turn eggs into prizes. Then there was a rabbit who hidegg(here’s one) these prizes and everyone wore shitty colors that you would normally use to paint a baby’s room. Then some dude who died ended up not being dead (hey buddy, I think you need to find a new physician!) Then some bullshit about baby chickens and wicker baskets.eggeggegg(here are three)

Happy Easter! Sorry for wasting your time!

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