Talk about a cock-a-doodle-don’t!
I just discovered Sandy Paws and her creative grooming service (I’d actually recommend checking out the link before reading further). I’m kind of at a loss for words. I mean, she airbrushes poodles. But judging by the amount of photos on her site, it seems to be a relatively lucrative business. I’m not sure how she entices people to do this, but I figured I’d lend my marketing-savvy and try to come up with some slogans for this business despite the fact that it’s borderline animal cruelty/humiliation.
EVER WISH YOU COULD FEED AND WALK THE T-SHIRT THAT YOU DRUNKENLY BOUGHT AT CONEY ISLAND?
DO THE MOST WHITE TRASH THING TO THE LEAST WHITE TRASH DOG!
IT’S LIKE IF A DOG AND A CARNIVAL HAD NON-CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE
IMAGINE IF YOUR DOG WAS GROOMED BY A GAY ALIEN
WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG’S FUCKING FACE
So are you sold or what? No? Well, what if I told you it could make your dog look like this:
Talk about a Leonardon’t!