Have you ever noticed that every letter in the alphabet has its own name except for “W”? It’s name is basically a description of what it looks like using the characteristics of another letter. “Double U.” Two “U’s” side by side would look like a “W” (depending on the font). I think this is a great idea, because in a world of too much information, it’s one less letter that we have to waste our efforts memorizing. And thus I’ve taken the liberty of doing that with a few more letters so we can unclutter the alphabet just a little bit more.
B – “P” trying to have a 69 with a clone of itself but doing it all wrong.
F – “E” was just in a really bad car accident, but be cool about it, okay?
I – Guys, someone should really talk to “H” about his coke problem. I’d do it, but I don’t know him that well so it’d probably be weird.
Q – “O” doing a really bad impersonation of the Prince logo.
R – What the hell is “P” wearing?!
S – Gay 5.
U – Half-W
Y – Slutty lowercase L
Z – Ohmygod! Somebody shot “N”!!!
For a fun activity, try singing the alphabet with all of these descriptions replacing the letters.