I just read about this really interesting scientist named Ivan Pavlov. He did this experiment where every time he would feed his dog, he’d also ring a bell. After a while, every time he rang the bell the dog would automatically start to salivate. I thought I’d try out a little experiment like this of my own, so I starting ringing a bell every time I farted on Steve. Now, whenever Steve hears a bell ring, he automatically throws up and punches me in the face.